:/ I’m really not all that great at life…
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actually in tears
I am crying omfg. When he psychs it up though, that’s exactly what goes on inside my head before I kill an insect (yeah the voice in my head is black) “oh shit wait let me get a magic wipe first” … I can’t even OMFG.. “you can’t even tell I killed nuthin” Like he would get sent to prison or s/t hhahahaa
You guys… this is the exact thing I go through every time I encounter a bug. LMAO
(Source: hiramvh, via rinlockhart)
monday: *oversleeps*
tuesday: *oversleeps*
wednesday: *oversleeps*
thursday: *oversleeps*
friday: *oversleeps*
saturday: *wakes up at 7am*
sunday: *wakes up at 7am*
(Source: healthypenis)
(Source: killsandscars, via cucoo)
(via rinlockhart)
Looking down the scope of your riffle, dressed to kill, this look is inspired by the Archangel, Garrus Vakarian, of the Mass Effect series.
idk about those leather pants..but i love that sweater..and those boots omg
(via princesscheesecake)
(Source: so-relatable)
Fandom Translation
- Fan: my creys. my feels. hold me.
- Translation: The emotional impact of this episode/line/character is almost beyond my capacity to hold in my feelings. I could really use the support of my fellow fans.
- Fan: how does your face even work you DICKFACE JUST TAKE MY OVARIES YOU ASSWIPE ugh i will never be able to reproduce
- Translation: I find this person to be very attractive and am oft left stunned by his/her seemingly flawless physical appearance.
- Fan: i cannot. i am unable to can.
- Translation: I am deeply in awe of this art/fanfiction/person/etc. It feels as though I've temporarily lost the ability to function.
- Fan: omg omG I HATE YOU FUCK YOU UGGGH GO DIE
- Translation: I love you. Every fiber of my being burns with a passion hotter than one thousand white-hot suns. I may or may not have a chewed-gum shrine of you in my closet.
- Fan: Fuck you
- Translation: Fuck me
(via thinkabeat)
